We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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