Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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