piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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