Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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