you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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