He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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