Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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