I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
