Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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