Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize