How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.