It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.