Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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