Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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