Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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