So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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