Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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