It was confusing and full of hummus
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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