sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There's always time for handjobs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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