moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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