You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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