Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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