She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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