Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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