Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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