I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Someone signed my nipple.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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