Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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