I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
