your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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