so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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