How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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