So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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