"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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