Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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