i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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