I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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