why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
they're like a gay fantastic four
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
