she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Do plants get herpes?
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