id be glad to
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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