just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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