Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
operation harelip BJ is a go
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He has the fingertips of a God
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