I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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