Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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