i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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