I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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