I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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