whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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