I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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