Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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