Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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