so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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