Kiss
Puke
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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