He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need to calm my uterus...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
