Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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