Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
