Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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