I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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