It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Boobs are out for the taking
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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